Worst. Cover. Ever.

This travesty courtesy of Sir Ivan. Remarkably he’s even creepier “live”.  Also, he’s 53…

Seen and Heard #11

From a friend’s IM conversation…

MTme3: I guess pooping everywhere is the solution

Z03: always has been

MTme3: we seem to forget that between infancy and old age

You Know You’ve Committed Perjury If…

… your testimony is laughable… literally. From the Pirate Bay trial in Stockholm, Sweden (aka record companies v “illegal” music downloaders):

Pirate Bay Defense Attorney: Would people have purchased every music track they got free from file sharing?

John Kennedy IFPI CEO: Yes

Courtroom: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I’m speechless. Obviously the college kid who gets $50/week allowance from his parents but has a hard drive with 1 million downloaded songs could not have purchased every track he acquired “illegally.” This kind of closed-minded arrogance expressed by Mr. Kennedy’s testimony (that he knows full well to be false) is exactly why the archaic record companies are and should be struggling.

The Second Amendment

(Picture taken from a friend’s Facebook page, make your own Motivational here)

The Face of the Recession in Silicon Valley

(A take-off of Bob Dylan’s Subterranean Homesick Blues music video)

This Makes Me Happy Part XII

Wildly inappropriate but undeniably hilarious

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I’m Brilliant

… or online IQ tests are B.S.  I’m going with the latter

When Comedy Mirrors Reality

The titles of The Onion’s most popular articles are incredibly apt:

1. Denny’s Introduces ‘Just A Humongous Bucket Of Eggs And Meat’
2. I’m Not One Of Those ‘Love Thy Neighbor Christians’
3. New Video Game Designed To Have No Influence On Kids’ Behavior
4. Video-Game Character Always Wondering Why Heartless God Always Chooses ‘Continue’
5. Woman Profoundly Moved By Lyrics Artist Put Zero Time Or Effort Into

The Answer to Your Most Burning Question

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In related news… check out ThingsIDidLastNight.com

Finally, if you’re one of the three people in the world who haven’t seen the spider email thread, read it here. Now. While you’re at it, check out the rest of the site too, it’s hilarious. An internet prankster at his finest.

Here’s to the web

Google is Racist

(not really but this is a real screenshot)

Update: here’s more (the best ones are towards the bottom and highlighted in blue)

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