This is a highly entertaining account of one man’s quest to build a beautiful 5 bedroom, 3200 sq ft home in the remote Scottish Highlands. It’s quite a story and infused with just the right combination of useful DIY information and humor (see below).
This roughly translates as:
H= Highland builders
(s) = several
Infinity over f over 0 = when they get stuff done (it’s long term and pretty conceptual)
e = ever seen us on the west coast before?
-st = minus shortcomings
h = hell will freeze over
t = (today – according to the forecast)
dt = don’t even think about it – just get the bill out pronto.