Seen and Heard #11

March 11, 2009

From a friend’s IM conversation…

MTme3: I guess pooping everywhere is the solution

Z03: always has been

MTme3: we seem to forget that between infancy and old age

Seen and Heard #10

November 4, 2008

Conversation between an aspiring actor (aka waiter) and a chef while standing in line at court:

Chef: Yeah, it’ll be interesting for business to see what happens with Prop 2

“Actor”: Oh yeah, which one’s that?

Chef: Animal rights

“Actor”: How will that affect restaurants?

I’m furious glad people like this will be voting today

Seen and Heard #9

October 24, 2008

Wednesday night, at a drugstore buying some hair stuff…

Effeminate male cashier: Is this good?

Me: What’s that?

Effeminate male cashier: This product, is this what you’re wearing in your hair?

Me: … No, that’s sweat

Seen and Heard #8 aka This Makes Me Happy Part VII

September 11, 2008

On my drive to work today…

Seen and Heard #7

September 5, 2008

An exchange between my friend and his date, a recent divorcee:

Her: You’re acting like my ex-husband

Him: No, I’m still here

Seen and Heard #6

July 4, 2008

On a friend’s Facebook profile:

Political Views: I’m not gay but I’d have sex with Barack Obama

Religious Views: God’s gonna be mad about my political views

Seen and Heard #5

June 24, 2008

Two blind people, hand in hand, crossing the street.  Quite literally the blind leading the blind